Back in my dorm life days I remember this one young lady that was very promiscuous that I hung out with. I honestly had no idea at the time because I only hung out with her in group settings and when we went to church. She seemed like a super holy roller and though she was a nice human being, she wasn’t really my type in any imaginable way beyond platonic. I was however, very quietly involved with her roommate. One Saturday while hanging with my guys they were talking about this young lady, both of them knew her intimately. In the conversation they said something to the effect of “Money, didn’t you hit that” and I vehemently denied it. They cracked a bunch of jokes about me hanging with her and getting no benefits out of it. Then they spoke about some of the telltale markers of a guy sneaking around with a woman, which I did appear to be guilty of. That said, I had to clear the air quickly and let them know I was guilty, they just had the wrong door. I chose to admit to being with her roommate, but I was like “you gotta be out your damn mind to think I did what y’all do”. For those that don’t know, my nickname is Money to a lot of my military friends.
Today (as of me writing this) I saw the clarification come out regarding Donald Trump and Blowgate and in the loosest sense I thought I could relate to what he’s going through. Everyone, for the past 5 or 6 days or so, has accused him of sucking Bill Clinton’s dick. To be fair, he never denied it vehemently or otherwise, so people naturally ran with it. Mark Epstein, Jeff’s brother, took his sweet time to do so, but he cleared it up today. Not in a way that really helps Donald that much though. He basically said, “nah it was a different dick” and kept it moving. I’m not sure if that makes it any better honestly. On one hand, he blew some random guy named Bubba, which is like a trucker or plumber name, not a president, which kinda lowers the perceived value of the dick he sucked. On the dimly lit bright side though, he didn’t top off Bill Clinton, a Democrat president who of course was previously impeached for lying about getting his dick sucked.
The Real Issue
To be fair, America has a serious “falsely accused, wrongfully convicted” problem, but it usually impacts Black people more than any other single demographic in the States. Definitely more likely to be wrongly accused as a Black human of any job than a White male President, but I digress. Often times it’s due to the media portraying Black men as being born with a high degree of criminality, or some natural proclivity to crime, as well as looking more threatening…damn the evidence. Can you believe 47% of the people exonerated for wrongful convictions are Black…and unlike Epstein’s brother, the courts take their sweet ass time fixing the problem, they get to it when they get to it basically. It always seems to be a “too little too late” situation. when they do get around to freeing wrongfully convicted Black folks.
“Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like “well I don’t hate black people so I’m not a racist,” but you benefit from racism. Just by the merit, the color of your skin. We need to talk about these things in order for them to change.”
Dave Chappelle
Dick Sucks & Racism
Can you imagine spending 30 years of your life in jail, for a crime you didn’t do? A gentleman by the name of Anthony Hinton did just that. Despite the man having an airtight alibi for his whereabouts, the prosecutor said he could tell Mr. Hinton was guilty because he “looked evil”. LOOKED EVIL! The dude looked like a Neil DeGrasse Tyson stunt double. It was a different gun, different location than his job, but it was also Alabama in the 1980’s. The man tried for 15 years to get his case reviewed to no avail. Each time, he just had to accept that he may die in prison because of his race alone. That is a very hard situation to be in, the stakes were very high considering he was on death row. Even so, they did less than the league minimum to help him out and it took 30 years to clear it up. If that ain’t proof of White privilege I don’t know what to tell you. Neither Bill nor Donald asked for clarification or exoneration on the dick he actually sucked, but that clarification was granted immediately. It would be funny though if Mark Epstein only cleared it up because he’s cool with Bill. Like, nah I can’t have people thinking Bill would let Donnie impersonate Kenny G in his lap.
Hopefully, in my lifetime, we will see justice served fairly regardless of the race of the accused. I’m not confident that will be the case though. As it pertains to Throatus, this may be a preview of what that justice would be like. I’ve told my friends, plus everyone that has been reading my posts that the powers that be are letting Donald fall now since he’s truly useless to them at this point. Totally fine with me because he should never have been in this position in the first place. Gotta say though, I didn’t see it quite playing out like this. As much as I have accurately predicted about Donald and this presidency, I never, ever, ever thought “well whose dick did he suck then” would even be a question, let alone that still being the least of his worries in regard to these Epstein files. Sheeeeeit, let me just get my popcorn and sour patch kids now…unless they want to show the video footage. I’ll pass on that. Either way good people, I hope you have a happy ending to your week. 😆